holy fuck february is plowing me pummeling me flattening me

Ok so I am watching arrested development and it's Sunday, february 9, 10:30pm. The Eagles just won the super bowl so I texted Jamie Olson who I fucked in the summer a few times because he is the only eagles fan I know.
I am feeling like lonely due to Mo having a new bae which only feels lonely when they are together and I am also there and there is nobody else.

What happened this week

• missing Jane and crying about it
• got my feelings hurt by VR because he came over to fuck and then afterward said that if he saw me he would ignore me. Which was pretty mean. yeah
• went to the indie sleaze party and had a fabulous outfit but did not have a fabulous night
• which led to missing Jane
• she "hearted" one of my texts and then "unhearted" it after she never responded to my email(s). emails. Plural. Fuck me dude. which also hurt my feelings
• basically my feelings got hurt a lot this week

what I miss about Jane:
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I can't start this list because it would take hours