I meant to have zero beers and I had 4 beers and hit my pen

Things I've done today and also yesterday:

• Finished Visit From The Goon Squad (it was super super good I am sad it's done)
• spent a long time at Bruno's Lounge with someone I didn't really know but I had a fun time and I'm thinking about it I guess. annoyed that I want him because I know he would be satisfied if I did
• we met someone named Barb and she is an 80s lesbian and I couldn't tell if she was happy or not with her life. She was not very pleased that I am bisexual, saying that our generation is all about "queers."
• we took a selfie with Barb

• We compared our heights
• he told me about his dad
• I like him a little
• I'm done talking about that now
• Got a text in the middle of the night from Rotten

Now I am in science and society class and he is talking about how life expectancy can be longer with different variables. Yawn.Except maybe wine makes you live longer? I am sure that laughter makes you live longer, so I am going to live forever probably. I had sociology with M and we had a good time but we were bored. Here is a picture of us from class: